I made it in to work today despite being buried alive under 12' of snow.
I’m sure you can imagine the inspiring scene. From out of the depths of the blinding white emerges a solitary green machine built with genuine American ingenuity. The townspeople run out of their snowbound houses (on snow shoes) cheering to see the 2003 Ford Focus trailblazing a brave path through the abominable frozen fury.
Well, it was kind of like that. What's that? No, not 12 feet... oh, that was a typo... should have been 12".
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